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Pink

Audio Post

September 27, 2010
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Audio Post

September 25, 2010
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First Voice Post

September 25, 2010

First Voice post…do you all like it?


Eminem

August 25, 2010
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So Pink and I have decided to do that skittles thing from my contest a long time ago on halloween. It was Pink’s idea. Perfect right?

I have been thinking lately, and people… well we are just really complex. I mean obviously. But like my mom. She is the most frustrating and stubborn person you will meet in your life, but I think that’s what makes her strong. I kind of want to be like her. I mean I’m not going to be nearly as strict with my kids when I’m older, but I think being stubborn and feeling in control of everything is her coping mechanism. It’s how she deals with hard times. Me, I shut down, bottle things up, until finally they all explode out of me in one moment. Usually it involves crying and yelling at someone. Everyone has a way of dealing with stuff, that’s just us. Sometimes I listen to songs by ghetto rappers to help feel strong and tough. It makes me think I can take it. One of my favorites is “Beautiful” by Eminem. Eminem, give or take a few problems, writes music that really attacks my identity. By that I mean it really gets to me. He is so strong going through so much, and it encourages me. Obviously he did some stupid stuff, but at least he admits it. He doesn’t make excuses. I want to be the same. If you screw up, just say so. Don’t tiptoe around it for a while then admit to a half-truth. Put yourself out there. People need to accept you for who you are anyway, flaws and all.

Another thing I’ve been thinking about: people never really go away. Whether they leave, or die, or fade out of your life, or any number of things, they are always sort of in the back of your head. They can go wherever they want to, but you still hear them and see them in your head, and know what they would say or do. And I don’t care if it sounds cheesy.

Stay Smiling

Sofia

Randomm with an M

August 18, 2010
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“Juno” is one of the greatest movies ever, despite the vulgarity in some parts. I like the way it’s realistic with everything, especially the people. And the really blan, straightforward humor. One of the very first lines cracks me up: “My mom unfailingly sends me a cactus every year for Valentine’s Day, and I’m like, gee, thanks, Coyote Ugly, your cactus grams reek even more than your abandonment.” That’s what I like. She can take something that really sucks and make it laughable using witty sarcasm.

Anyways, I was recently shown a spoof on youtube about the BP oil spill, just go on youtube and type in BP coffee spoof, or something, and it should come up. I almost peed my pants. “It’s encroaching on my map of Louisiana!” I’ll get a link for it up here later.

I was gonna post something a few days ago from my iPod, but it didn’t work. I will get that up soon too.

So I still haven’t made a Twitter… I don’t know what to do with myself. I just don’t. I swear if I even type the name of that site in the address bar, I can feel nausea oozing up through my fingertips. My friend says Twitter is like an STD.

Anyways gotta go.

Stay Smiling

Sofia

Blabbering and a Poem for Pink

August 6, 2010

I have to say, Pink’s earlier post caught me off guard. I sometimes talk to myself, but usually there are only two voices.

It’s not really the same inside my head though. It’s more like, I act or think a certain way, then I judge myself or get annoyed hearing my own thoughts because they are either stupid or pointless or because I don’t have the capacity to just sit there for a second and not think. I sat for about five minutes before I even started typing this post, because honestly, there’s not much to say, because let’s be honest here:

A. I am not about to post a bunch of personal info because it’s not only embaressing and private but then you run into that whole internet stalker problem (btw all you cyber stalkers out there- facebook stalkers not included- you all suck and ruin all the fun, just saying)

B. Unlike Pink here, I don’t have the magical gift of turning semi-interesting events into stuff that cracks people up

C. I suck at just sitting there and talking to people about nothing incredibly important. It is HARD to come up with things to say.

SO since I have all these issues I guess I’ll just talk about whatever.

Vampires Suck, despite the fact that I’m a Twilight fan, looks freaking hilarious. The previews made me lol. And not in the texting way. It was really out loud. One thing I can’t take though: Edward. I mean don’t get me wrong, he’s alright. And its good that he respects Bella and worships her like a queen and follows her around like a puppy and all that, that’s great, but he is SO SERIOUS. I mean, let’s not lie ladies, when a guy teases you or tricks you or makes fun of you, you like it. You are getting attention and that’s what we all want. Jacob does that, in cute ways, and I love it! Edward though, he’s really mushy about it. Not always bad, but in real life, that can just be awkward sometimes. In my opinion, while I respect all you mushy people out there, it’s better if the guy’s just really sweet to you a lot. When a guy just sits there and tells you how beautiful and special and sexy you are, my first thought is usually OK Buddy, I know what you’re after. I mean it’s not bad for guys to want that, it’s a natural thing, but guys, at least TRY and make it seem  like you are just as into the personality, or up your game or SOMETHING. If you sith there and tell a girl how great looking she is for a long time you might as well hang a flashing sign over your head that says “I WANT SEX.” Now Edward is good with balancing out his compliments, that’s not his problem. I just feel like Jake is much more fun to be around than Edward. Edward is a suck up (in more ways than one).

Now that I have Pink pounding her head against the wall…

Idk if many of you guys like Mayday Parade, my favorite band, but they are amazing. They’re most famous song is “Miserable at Best,” which I want to learn to play on the piano because it is beautiful and every note seems to hit home for me, but they have sooo many other great songs. Now I know this sounds weird, but some of you might get me on this. While a bunch of the words in there song don’t make much sense to me (I have memorized every word to a ton of them), there is something abou the way the music is composed, played, sang, whatever it may be, that really made me feel what they were feeling. I could really connect with the music. Even if it’s just the music alone.

And also, “Like We Used To” by A Rocket to the Moon. Now there’s a great example of a song where the guy is really honest and down to earth about his feelings for this girl. It isn’t just a crush or he think’s she’s attractive or something, he cares about her. Period. There’s a guy genuinely liking/loving/whatevering a girl and balancing out interest in the girl with the attraction to her. It makes me wanna give him a hug and tell him everything will be ok. I dunno.

I don’t know if many of you have summer reading… at least one of our summer books always has someone getting raped. I don’t get why that’s always… Well nevermind I just don’t get it.

I watched an Italian eat a taco for the first time once. He at it with a fork. I laughed at him, yes, being the mean American that I am. But c’mon!! He at that thing with a fork! You’d laugh too, I don’t wanna hear it.

ANYWAYS. I have kept righting my book, and made a bunch of changes, so I will be editing it on here and changing a bunch of stuff. Bare with me.

I think maybe I’m going to start making my book be like my life, only more twisted and dramatic.

I think twitter is confusing and pointless and I don’t really like it. I mean it’s an entire social website designed to make it easier to creep on people and get into their personal life. Not that they mind, because the second purpose of the site is so that people can tweet about stuff that they want all their creepers to know about, because lets face it myspacers, facebookers, and twitterers, the truth is we all want creepers to creep on us. It gives us that warm fuzzy feeling inside that says someone cares about you enough to check up your every thought, every status, every tweet… and know all about your personal life, thoughts, feelings, and all without you ever knowing. Everybody wins!

I am going to do some rhyming for Pink.

Pink is a talker, and she has her obsessions

Her head is the place you find most her confessions

The pink ones, the Dave ones, it’s really confusing

Her fetishes, though, can be pretty amusing

From zombies to Halestorm to lesbian crushes

But weirdest of all is whenever she hushes

I wanted to end this with something more clever

But I’m out of rhymes so I guess it’s whatever

Stay Smiling,

Sofia

Where is “The Pink?”

August 4, 2010

Eh. So, I forgot to tell you guys that “Little Sister” by New Meds is an awesome but sad song.  I almost cried at the concert.  When Jake sang, “Little sister, now you’ll be 18. Posing in your graduation dress,” I tuned out and walked back to where Neighbor Boy was.  I know it’s uplifting, yet sad song, but I have a really hard time listening to it because I have two little sisters…I couldn’t imagine my life without them.  Even though Shortie is all pissy and “I’m 13 now so I am hot shit.”  But…I don’t know.  Well, there’s my rambling and my uncomfortable “let’s face my feelings, which I kinda sorta hate to do” moment of that concert.  Usually those don’t happen.  
What you talking about?  Those are all the moments you have. 
Wait, what?  No.  I’m usually cool and fine. 
Haha, cool? You? NO. 
Hey. I’m cool!  
That was the ONLY moment you were present for during the entire concert!  I’m the one who is at the concert! 
Hey! I WAS THERE! Dork. 
Oh, yeah, that’s right.  You pushed me away so you could meet Lzzy and freaked out and started shaking.  Dude!  That ain’t being cool.  That’s being lame. 
Oh, but what you said to that lady was cool?  
Who?  Are you talking about troll bitch?  Are you kidding me?  Did you see her?  If you tried to go after her, A) if you hit her face, it could only get pretty because man that shit was GROSS.  And B) If you hit her body, you would lose your hand in her gelatinous body. 
Wow.  You are so mean! You made way to big of a deal about her. 
Hey, she took up the space of three of me.  I would like to be able to see the bands, thank you!  And she was mean as a pig! 
Pigs aren’t mean… 
YES THEY ARE! Have you ever seen a hog?  They will bite you! 
Yeah.  They are SO mean! 
Well, if I hadn’t been there, you would have gotten into a fight and been kicked out before Halestorm!  I saved you!  Why am I even arguing with you!  You are irrational and annoying! And you are me! Why am I arguing with myself?  UGH! 
I RESENT THAT! I am NOT you! Geez!  You are laaaaaame! 
Yeah! Lame! 
Lame? Lame for what and what do you mean not me. We–who is that!!!!!!!!! 
Who is who? 
Your little yesman over there! 
What? 
I think she means me…. 
Yeah, I mean you! 
Oh, I invited a friend over 
Sup? 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I’M LEAVING 
Wait…you gotta finish the post 
 Yeah.  Finish the post! 
  
Hello? 
I think she’s gone. 
She’s lame.  Stupid dingobreath 
Lol 
Troll bitch was about to go down.  Ugly AND mean.  Listen, here’s the less for today.  If you are bestowed horrible, vomit inducing genetics, be nice.  Or be good at something.  Or be a butterface!  Oh, and you didn’t know the words to “Tell Me Where It Hurts” and I did so HA!   
 HA! You win!  Wait…what’s a butterface? 
You don’t know what a butterface is?  It’s a girl who is hot in every way….but her face! HAHAHA.  It’s great for them! They are doing what they can! 
I don’t get it… 
WHAT THE HELL?  ARE YOU STUPID??? 
Hey…you are back… 

Well, DUH.  Do you think I am stupid enough to let you finish the post? Look! You didn’t say anything productive AND you probably offended people!  Some people can’t help it if they are a little overweight!  But you can help being a bitch!!!!!

WHOA….Attitude

Yeah.  Attitude.

I’m done.  I’m absolutely done.  Done with this post and done with you.  I don’t ever want to see you here again or any of your friends.  Don’t ever come back.

Aww…that’s mean

Thank god! Now, I can finish!

That was really mean.

Ugh.  She deserved it! And the whole butterface thing. I mean that’s awful! How did she come up with that?

Urban Dictionary

Oh…I feel bad now…um…hello…I’m sorry

Hello?

Hullllooooo?  The Pink?  Where’s The Pink??? I’m sorry…Blue.  Can you find her?

My name’s not Blue.  It’s Dave.

What?  Just go find her

She doesn’t want to talk to you.

Fine.  I’ll go to her.

OW!  SHE BIT ME!

What did she say?

She said she’s done with the blog….

GASP

Yeah…

Well, I guess you got what you wanted!  I’m leaving too!

Oh…well…ok…Well, I guess I’ll get part two up soon, guys…but I guess without The Pink…This was supposed to be P2, but…well…this happened.  Um, bye…keep it…..pink…

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